So my cat Freddie came up for some love
At first he was super cute
lookin’ real cute together
then he changed his mind..
and tried to kill me
but he gave up in the end
we look tots adorbs, right? wrong
the li’l shit rubbed his fat furry body all over me and ran away
but that’s not all - I left the room for a drink and
tHE LITTLE SHIT TOOK MY SEAT?!
so fucking done with you Freddie…